David's Genealogy Taglines
Here is the best of my genealogy tagline collection that I have collected over the years:
"...t-t-t-t-talking 'bout my g-g-g-g-generation...."
"Ancestors required" - please supply photo and references
"Crazy" is a relative term in MY family
"Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are."
"Looking for roots in all the wrong places..."
"SSHHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears!"
50% of my ancestors were female.
50% of my ancestors were women...
50% of my forefathers were female.
A Complete Genealogy just can't be..there's always more.
A cousin a day keeps boredom away.
A family history shows you have lived!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody maintains its roots!
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name...
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground.
A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE
A little a'disk & a little a'data.
A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes an excellent ancestor.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way. Have Grand Children!
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
Ain't Family Fun.
All right! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!
Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!
Always searching for leads...
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Am I in the right family tree?
Am I the only person up my tree? Seems like it.
An affliction of the blood.
An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
An eternity existed before your birth and waits for you today.
Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!
Ancestor not found ...how do I prove I exist?
Ancestors are just people.
Ancestors left unclaimed after 30 days will NOT be discarded.
Ancestors not found. Do I really exist?
Ancestors run in my family.
Ancestors were just people...
Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
And Adam said, Eve, don't I have any clean fig leaves?
Ankle deep in the gene pool.
Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
Any Genealogists in the house ? <> Any more ?
Anybody else out there got a batchelor GGG'Pa with 11 kids?
Archaeologists do it for centuries.
Archaeologists will date any old thing.
At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
Babies are a nice way to start people.
Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
Battle Cry - Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!
Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting forebears.
Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting forebears.
Before you brag about your family tree, better do some pruning!
Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.
Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way.
Boy, I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!!
Brother's Keeper ... the ultimate program
But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
C A U T I O N ! You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
Can't find your ancestor? Maybe he flunked his blood test!
Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Chasing your own tale.
Climbing my family tree is fun...
Climbing my family tree is fun...even gathering a nut two
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
Cousins marrying cousins makes for VERY tangled roots!
Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
Cousins marrying cousins: VERY tangled roots!
Cussin - what genealogists do when they can't find one.
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a genealogist.
Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
Dead people like to hang aroung cemeteries.
Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier
Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes.
Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight!
Did our ancestors ever have a bad heir day ?
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.
Do I hear the rattle of chains?
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?
Do our ancestors have bad heir days?
Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.
Doing gardening in the Family tree.
Don't bother me now, I'm digging up my 'ROOTS'!
Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them!
Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!
Eat... Sleep... Trace my roots.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Every time I find an ancestor I need to find two more!
Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates
Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.
FAMILY HISTORY: a quiltwork of lives
Family Tree? More like a noxious weed.
Family Tree? Ours is a shrub!
Family trees are great for hanging out your genes.
Family Trees are ideal to hang your genes on!
FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/n)
Fastest way to trace family tree: run for public office.
Find your ancestors, before they find you!
FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but relatives never leave.
G*d! What a mess this family's in.
Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Out of the pool."
Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!
Genealilocks and the forebears.
Genealogica Bonsai - Little Family Trees!
Genealogist caught chopping down family tree! Microfilm at 11:00.
Genealogist's read backwards...
Genealogist: tracing decsent from someone who didn't.
Genealogists are ghost-a-holics.
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Genealogists collect dead relatives.
Genealogists do it generation after generation.
Genealogists do it in the archives.
Genealogists do it in the library.
Genealogists do it in the trees!
Genealogists do it with a computer.
Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Genealogists never die they just haunt cemeteries.
Genealogists never die, they just loose their census
Genealogists never quit, they just go to another branch!
Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor...
Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.
Genealogy - Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.
Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!
Genealogy - The only hobby where dead people can excite you.
Genealogy - where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genealogy - Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
Genealogy can't be cured with Penicillin or other antibiotics.
Genealogy goes on... and on... and on...
Genealogy in the buff, no I mean A genealogy Buff!
GENEALOGY IS CONTAGIOUS - NOT ALWAYS FATAL!
Genealogy is contagious - not always fatal!
Genealogy is contagious - seldom fatal!
Genealogy is great when you score!
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!
GENEALOGY is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
Genealogy is relatively interesting.
Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
Genealogy made me what I am today.
Genealogy without documentation is _mythology_.
Genealogy...hoping I'm related to Merle Haggard!
Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy...where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
GENEALOGY: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles.
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale.
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy: People collecting people!
Genealogy: People needing people, dead or alive!
Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game.
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genes, the splice of life!
Genetic Engineering: Heir styling!
Genetic experiment gone bad?
Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should.
Genie diet - Fiche and ships and tantalising sources.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists!
Go climb your family tree.
God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!
God! What a mess this family's in.
Goldilocks had three bears. Genealogists have forebears.
Gone Relative Fishing...
Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
Got to find them before I join them.
Grandpa, Tell me about the Good Old Days!
Grandpa,Tell me about the Good Old Days!
Grandpop.com not found. Loading Cousin.com instead.
Great, great, grandpa, Where are you? Who are you?
Happiness is a genealogist who just found their lost ancestor!
Happy hunting for your ancestral name changes!
Happy Hunting, Cleaning & Restoring
Has anyone seen my roots?
Have roots, will grow...
Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did.
Have you hugged a Genealogist today?
He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
He pondered deep and darkly over worm eaten texts.
He was the Dutch Elm Disease of his family tree.
Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
Heredity is great until your children act like fools!
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart!
Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?
Hi Ho, Hi Ho - it's off to research I go. . .
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
History is only gossip- Oscar Wilde
History repeats itself because nobody listens.
History repeats itself because nobody reads.
Hold on, my cat's caught in the printer...
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??
Hug a Genealogist.
Hunting season is all year long in genealogy.
I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in Maine!
I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline!
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree.
I can trace my taglines back 8 generations.
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
I do it in the archives.
I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends.
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!-Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.
I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!